This is a joke that i picked up while living in Wales....You have to understand the disdain that the people in Great Britain still have for the French....
What is the smallest building in the world?........
The museum of French war heroes.....
Considering this is a historical / current events blog I felt this would be appropriate.
My friend from N. Ireland told me this when I lived with him a few years back.
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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish" says the genie.
The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales."
With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in Wales was forever made fertile for farming.
The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country. Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye,'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France.
The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."
The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
David Letterman:
France wants more evidence [of Iraqi violations]. The last time France wanted more evidence, it rolled right through France with a German flag.
Jay Leno:
I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
Dennis Miller:
The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."
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